You’ve heard of “humans being severely injured to reveal mechanical insides” now get ready for a far more horrifying alternative: machines and technology being damaged to reveal meaty, bloody insides
When you’re a space alien and the first human you ever encounter is an aggressive medieval knight
dirk: I have determined the exact levels of gayness of every single JoJo part, from 1 to 5. Part 1 is straight. Jonathan is straight, he’s too innocent to be gay, and Dio is pretty straight at the time. The only gay part is when Jonathan hugs Dio’s head at the end, and that can be written off as a protective measure very easily. Part 2 is pretty gay to the average JoJo viewer’s eyes, but in actuality, it is only pretending to be gay. You obviously have tequila!Joseph and of course, Caesar, but you always get this underlying feeling of heterosexuality from 2. You may say that the Pillar Men are pretty gay, because of the sheer masculinity that they exude by just standing there, but I think it’s more likely that the Pillar Men simply transcend sexuality. So, I interpret this as a straight part that is acting gay. Part 3 is akin to 2 extremely homosexual men, in denial. 3 tries so hard to be straight, from badass characters to men risking their lives for women. But as it continues, the cracks show through, and by the end you get male bonding, brotherly love, and Avdol and Joseph humping. Therefore, Part 3 is just a very insecure, closeted gay orgy. Part 4 is bisexual. The color pallete, the characters, the story… all of it can be related to either men or women in attraction. Not much to say here, really, this is all very obvious interpretation. Part 5 is Gay. As. Fuck. Everyone is dressed like a male stripper, and if they’re not, they certainly act like it. They are all aggressive, sexual, and like to show off their bodies and souls. Not to mention, it is the first part (at least in the anime, I’m not sure about the manga) where gay relationships are explicitly shown. Needless to say -
